What am I thinking?!

This is my brain. Let's see if we can't figure this one out.

I am offended by your sense of humor and you should therefore alter it to better suit my liking, even though I am voluntarily reading your posts out of my own free will.

—People of The Internet (via joedemattio)

Who shall decide what one’s life may consist of besides the owner of that life?

-Me

joedemattio:

It’s a man’s job to respect a women, but it’s a women’s job to give him something to respect.

Truth

joedemattio:

Those who govern best, govern less: The masses rarely elect the best person for the job, yet complain about lack of leadership.